Chairman Belkitteh

Personality
Chairman Belkitteh considers anything more minor than say Full Galactic War as a slight annoyance that could easily be solved if people just thought straight for five minuites. Or, failing that, by kicking it (metaphorically). He is know for applying vast amounts of paperwork to problems to make them go away. His sucess rate is notable.

Background
Born during the intelligent pets craze of the space 80s The Chairman was created as part of a project by Better Engineered Lifeforms labs (B.E.L) to create smarter pets. The project was successfull but unfortunatly the fad for super intelligent pets ended soon afterwards.

Belkitteh quickly determined that his human owners were infact idiots who spent too much time watching T.V. When he learned they were planning to get him "fixed" he made his escape (taking with him not a small amount of money and all of the family's jewels).

Using these ill gotten gains, his intelect (and the fact that no one really knows how to deal with a small cat shouting at them and kicking them in the shins so they just tend to do what he says) the foundations for the Core of War network were laid.

Skip forward a bit and those foundations have grown into the premier fighting programme in the galaxy, viewed by audiences on thousands of planets. ......No you can't ask how, just run with it.

Capabilities
Genetically engineered for high intelligence, The Chairman frequently displays a brilliant intelect and keen mind.

No one has actually seen the Chairman fight but rumors persist regarding his prowess. There is the story about how the agent of the space pirates guild had to leave the negotiation with a broken nose (though neither party is willing to officially state details of the events it should be noted that the chairman got a very good deal) or the events of the last security staff strike.......

of course they are only rumours right?

Likes
Yarn, cream, sleeping, finished paperwork

Dislikes
Dogs, Small children (particularly toddlers), unfinished paperwork.

Trivia

 * It is probably worth noting that a genetically engineered organism is not legally considered a race on several worlds and many major galactic religions. As such may have limited rights there or the populace may have a prejudice towards such creatures.


 * His original owners gave him the name "Fluffenplumzey". He refers to this as his slave name and has had people airlocked for using it in his presence.


 * His product designation is B.E.L. type: Kitteh No. 5-27.


 * He really hates slavery. The Chairman has secretly aided numerous slaves escape to freedom. Many of these have actually taken jobs on board the station, which may explain why the generic staff of the station are so loyal to their boss.